German guy listings: clean copy, bold vibe — aber mit Druck ✭

What you should put (keine Laberei)

Short, specific, confident. Leser scannen — give them hooks.
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Identity & vibe. “German guy, 30, Berlin-Kreuzberg — clean, discreet, respectful.” City + Kiez. If you’re expat/bi-national, mention if it adds to the vibe.
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Real body stats. Height/weight, build (fit/athletic/kräftig). Beard, tattoos, chest hair — one line if it’s part of your look.
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Role & energy. Top/vers/bottom, tempo (chill / intens), aftercare. Dominant or eher soft? Say it straight.
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“Package” talk (DE slang friendly). If you claim XXL, gut bestückt, Monster-Gemächt, Keule, add context: approx length/thickness, fit with condoms, no face in proof. Hype is cool, but keep it real — kein Märchen.
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Hygiene & manners. Fresh shower, trimmed, clean nails, mint breath. Pünktlich. Respektvoll. Solid vibe > loud flex.
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Location & logistics. District/Station, host or fahrbereit, ÖPNV/Uber, availability windows (weekday evenings, Sonntag Nachmittag).
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Boundaries. What’s on/off. Condoms, no filming ohne Consent, no chemsex. Respect first — immer.
Quick verify. Neutral selfie with blink-check on chat (no public face), or 2-min call. Cuts flaky folks, zieht echte an.
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What to send me in DM. Age • height • district • availability • 1 recent pic (no heavy filters) • what you’re after.
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Avoid one-liners, stolen pics, macho cringe, XXL claims ohne Kontext, Rechtschreib-Chaos.

Copy-paste template (tweak to your style)

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TITLE: German guy (30) • Berlin/Kreuzberg • Clean • Discreet • Condom ✅ ABOUT ME: 1.83 / 84 kg, athletic, trimmed beard, relaxed but confident. On time, respectful. Well-hung (gut bestückt) — safe play, solid aftercare. No drama. LOOKING FOR: Real, clean, drama-free people. Role vers/top. Honesty > Ego. No timewasters. BOUNDARIES: No filming without consent. Condoms for everything. Hygiene before/after. LOGISTICS: Kreuzberg/Schönleinstr. Can travel ~30 min radius (ÖPNV/Uber ok). Times: weekdays 19–22, Sat late. VERIFY: Neutral selfie on chat (blink-check) or quick 2-min call. No public face pics. DM: Age • height • district • when free • 1 recent pic • what you want (keep it crisp).
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Photo game, deutsch präzise. Face a window, clean Hintergrund, rear camera + timer, crop chest/waist up, jaw relaxed, slight 3/4 angle. If hiding face, keep the lines sharp. Spicier pic private for verify, not for cover.
Quick checklist District + timing • role & limits • package info with context (XXL/Keule ≠ fairy tale) • hygiene + verify • first-DM requirements.